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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
A penny for your thoughts. Five bucks if they`re dirty.
It`s 2014, people. Isn`t it about time we put an end to all this `wake up in the morning and go to work` nonsense?
I ignored your Facebook friend request because there isn`t a "Hell no!" button.
I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming
I was shocked when I heard the local Radio Shack is closing. Mostly because I had no idea we had one.
I shurvivfed the dentisht wivout any notishable shide affecshss.
cavemen were posting on walls before it was cool
My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or Youtube.
Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones
I inherited my dad`s sense of humor. He`s not funny either.
Back in my day it was called daydreaming…not ADHD.
Maybe don`t show me a picture if you don`t want me to rate your baby.
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out girls butt’s.