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It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
I`ve been told that I never take responsibility for anything, and it`s all your fault.
I don`t like Instagram. It reminds me that somewhere people are doing stuff. I just don`t need that kind of pressure.
I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.
If you`re happy and you know it, thank your ex.
It doesn`t matter if the shoe fits or not, I`m still shoving it up your a$$.
its not the up`s and down`s that bring you down...its the jerks!!
Drake isn`t even a rapper anymore. He`s an emotion, like "how are you doing today?" "idk im feeling kinda drake though"
No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or Youtube.
Hate to break it to you mom, but my friends do not care if my room is messy, They care whether or not there’s food
No matter what`s happening there`s always part of me that would rather be taking a nap or drinking.
1. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait
They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
I`m returning these Gushers. They taste like sh!t. "Sir. Those are paintballs." Oh. I`m returning these paintballs. Someone ate a few.
My dog is eating. I`m sitting next to her, staring intently at her, making her obviously uncomfortable. Yeah, how`s THAT feel, mutt?