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I bet you $567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.
She might be ugly now, but wait a few more drinks.
You and I are just different. And by different I mean you`re stupid.
Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?
Just seen a homeless dude with a sign that said “too ugly to prostitute”
"You CAN even."- white girl life coach
Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
We must STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under!
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
If a lesbian c*ckblocks another lesbian, is that considered a beaver dam?
Just ran across a great dessert recipe...Cut up some bananas, apples & oranges in a bowl. Add fresh squeezed lime juice. Then toss it in the trash and eat a cheesecake.
As a Harry Potter fan, I wanted to go to Hogwarts. As a Hunger Games fan, not so much...
Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.
I really think my life would be a lot better if my fitness app would just lower its standards