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Look at the keyboard. It has `U` and `I` together. Look underneath that. It says `JK`.
I am a very tolerant person until you think differently than me. Then I act like a spoiled little brat.
A word of advice, stay on my good side. My good side is in Hawaii.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
If I had a nickel for everytime I told myself I`d quit smoking, I could buy a lot more cigarettes
IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
If I share my food with you, its either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don`t want it.
I`ll be a morning person when it`s Christmas.
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
I don`t need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands.
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face...
Don`t half a$$ it. It`s not a real nap unless you take your pants off.
If your buttcrack is showing out of your pants. I will drop change in it and make a wish.
?"Cheating" is such a strong word. I rather call it "talent scouting".
If your pet has its own FB page, it might be time for a reality check...