Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I’m having some vision trouble today. I can’t see myself doing anything.
When I`m sad, I sing...Then I realise my voice is worse than my problems.
How do people rap? I can’t even talk without messing it up.
I gave my dog a middle name today, so he knows when he`s really in trouble.
Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
There is nothing like sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos. ...I sure hope they let me back in Walmart.
Afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping…..Ha, try online dating
Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
People who don`t understand sarcasm are awesome.
There are four main food groups: 1. Canned 2. Frozen 3. Fried 4. Drive-thru
This bar doesn’t know it yet, but it’s about to be karaoke night.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but this is just gardening facts.
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"