Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
I just researched the medicinal name for Viagra..... MYCOXAPHAYLYN
The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That`s 15 minutes, right? I`m not reading too much into it?
Why put off `til tomorrow what you can premeditate today.
How will you survive a zombie apocalypse if you scream & run when you see a spider?
McDonald`s sponsoring the Olympics is like Jack Daniels sponsoring the prom.
Sometimes when I`m bored, I pick out a girl from my list of FB friends that I`ve never actually met and then go back on her timeline and like every single post she made in like 2009......That should freak her out a bit...
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I kept to myself.
For some people, a new year means a new chance to f*ck it up all over again.
I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
The only thing Facebook has ever done for me is make me realize a lot of my friends are idiots.
My life is loosely based on a true story.
Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
I may be evil, crazy, insane and f*cking naughty but I do have some good traits, I just don`t dwell on them.
My resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again.