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I bet the "YMCA" dance is a lot harder to do in different languages
Why does the need to pee intensify by million when you are trying to unlock the door to your house.
Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
Make your day more fun by going up to a stranger and asking "Hey, how have you been since the amnesia?"
I`m not drunk ... But I`m working on it.
I don`t understand why people want a relationship when there`s pizza.
My relationship status? Last night, in the elevator, I told a girl she had nice shoelaces.
So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today.
I don`t know why they call it Everclear. I drink that stuff and everything is a blur.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!
If you enjoy being the 10,000th person to put your thumb into a hole, then bowling is for you.
I`m ABSOLUTELY positive I`d accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber.