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Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
I`m really good at acting like I`m sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it.
Like this if you can’t think of a clever status either.
So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.
Calling someone with glasses “four eyes” isn’t an insult. Know what else has four eyes? Two sharks. Now you feel stupid.
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! - no one ever
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
Why do people say ``I saw it with my own eyes." Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I`m going to visit.
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
I’ve never been a millionaire, but I know I’d be excellent at it.
just spilled alphabet soup on my keyboard. I`m so confused
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.