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"we can still be friend" .. is like saying "The dog died, but we can still keep him"
Coffee : Starter fluid for the morning impaired.
My neighbor thinks I`m crazy and that I`ve been stalking her. well at least that`s what her diary says.
I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
"What did you do today?" "I text messaged." :)
Some days there just isn`t enough give-a-damn.
You`re not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it
I was going to LIKE and compliment your FB pic, but I`m not a good liar.
If the plan is “drink beer now, figure out life later” then yes, everything is going according to plan.
Today I am thankful that I don`t post what I am thankful for on Facebook, every day in November. Or ever.
Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow.?
It`s the weekend!!! The " Responsible Adult Button" has been switched to OFF!!
Don`t blame me, I was born awesome ;)
Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track.
You`re more inbred than sandwhich filler.