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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
My goal today is to lose this hangover and earn another
If someone says you used too much butter or cheese on something, stop talking to them. You don`t need that kind of negativity
Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
Married sext: I`m not wearing any underwear, because you never put the f*cking laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 times
is pondering why people have a favorite color M&M when they all taste the same!
My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
I may be delusional but at least I`m going to Mars in November.
My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers.
Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine.
No matter how compelling and convincing the other person’s argument is, you can always win a debate by adding “yeah, but still” at the end.