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The moment you stop giving a damn is the moment things get easier and better.
Stop saying `all the men are the same` who told you to try them all..WHORE!!?¿
I don`t mind sharing the highway with other people. I just wish they`d use the part behind me.
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
A golden rule to live by: Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics!
Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights.
Before you judge me, know that I don`t give a crap. Ok, go ahead.
I can`t tell if I`m really nice but secretly an a$$hole or an a$$hole but secretly really nice.
Thanks for accepting my friend request on Facebook, even though is was solely so I could gain full access to your profile and judge your life choices.
I wonder if the two guys arguing over r2d2 and roadrunner ever get laid.
Keep scrolling , I got nothing.
You think having periods is hard? ... Try being on a 24 hour killstreak on Call of Duty with itchy balls.
May your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you.
Didn`t think my day could get any better but my robe has pockets so boom, there you go.
One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves.