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Just tried to pay for my McDonalds with a hug, it didn`t work. Don`t believe the rumors.
I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I`m not sure whether to believe this or not.
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, "A way out" wasn`t the right answer.
Your secret is safe with me as long as it`s boring.
My new years resolution is to try to actually finish someth
I`m not saying not to trust the Internet, but there is an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I`ve won and the number of iPads I own.
If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
If you replace the "W" in "where" "what" and "when" with "T" you get answers to the questions.
Stalking is such a strong word. I perfer the term surveillance expert.
Everyone is gifted......But not everyone opens their present
Did you know that doughnuts make your clothes shrink?
I don`t know about you....but I have thought about running away from home way more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.
No thank you, I don`t need a coaster. I won`t be putting my drink down.
No matter how fast you run, the serial killer always walks faster.