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Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My wife wants to have more kids but I don`t want to have to learn anyone else`s name.
What idiot named them nostrils instead of scent vents?
Man, that .01% of germs that can´t be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad a$$ sh!t
How can it be considered stealing when the WiFi signal is trespassing in my house?
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant. Agree or nah??
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
If I can see you, you`re invading my personal space.
Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don`t.
Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 4th sneeze…get your self together
Baby.. I wanna be the reason you need therapy.
NASCAR pit crews are always retiring. Let it sink in: now laugh
If you can read this, you`re not having sex either.
The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile.