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Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
If you play any Taylor Swift song backwards you`ll hear messages from the devil, however even worse........... if you play it forwards, you`ll hear Taylor Swift
I’m drinking like there’s snow tomorrow.
Just once...one time; can`t we buy a tree that doesn`t try to attack me when I come home drunk at 2am.
With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!
Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras.
I hate taking down Christmas decorations just to put up Halloween decorations...
Going to a bar where "everybody knows your name" sounds terrifying.
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan? ;)
Feeling pretty good about myself today so I`m going to go meet up with an ex-girlfriend to bring me back down to normal
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.
If I was a Chinese millionaire I would change my name to Cha Ching.
You care so much about me? Keep that sh*t to yourself i got my demons under control
Don`t take nude pics. Problem solved.
I’m going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.