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my wish for tonight is for the person reading this status to have a Good Night!
Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?……………………. (you smart people grinned didn’t you.)
I can`t face my checkbook so I check my Facebook.
When I see someone walking more than one dog I always think, "wow, that person must be really blind."
If I had a dollar for everytime i thought of you, I would start thinking about you!
Just so I`m sure to make friends, I like to walk in the bar carrying a handful of phone chargers.
If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can`t afford 3) Periods 4) Men
they say money cant buy you happiness but id much rather be crying in a fararri...
Don’t get your panties in a bunch. The nicer ones are sold individually.
If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn`t invite me over.
I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...
If you don’t count any of my failures, I’m quite successful.
You don`t have to drink to have fun... Just have fun drinking!
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.