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I heard someone say their podcast was on "hiatus", guess that sounds better than "my mom took away my laptop".
"I love Justin bieber" well I love McDonalds but you don`t see me making an account pretending to be a f*cking chicken nugget do you...
I hate wasting alcohol on social occasions.
My car doesn’t have a passenger airbag but don’t worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you
about love
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
As a matter of fact, the whole world does revolve around me.
I don’t use Siri because I have to deal with enough women who have no personality and know everything.
Announcement: .. the Time Travelers Meeting scheduled for today will be held last Thursday
eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
Nintendo should handle education, I don’t remember half the crap from high school but I know all of Super Mario World’s secrets.
Why can’t we all just get a Long Island Iced Tea?
Driving isn`t even in the top 5 things I`m thinking about when I`m driving.
I hope everyone takes my advice and never takes my advice.
I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate.