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I decided to go on a road trip and not come back till I ran out of money... I made it to the end of the driveway.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but Iām still looking.
"Hello Kitty" should have been a brand of condoms...
I`m really easy to get along with, once people learn to worship me.
Marriage counselling: Because sometimes your wife needs to hear from a professional that she`s being a bitch.
Some people have to learn lessons the hard way. Like with a bat. A bat is hard.
Don`t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I`ve changed since then.
POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
If someone says you`re not a mermaid, don`t talk to them. You don`t need that kind of negativity in your life.
For over 20 years, I thought Bon Jovi gave love a Band-Aid
Job interview tip: repeatedly ask if you`re under oath
Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
If Jesus was the son of Mary and he was the Lamb of God, Does that mean Mary had a Little Lamb?