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Of course it`s you. If it was me I wouldn`t even bring it up.
when i have children im going to make them watch 2012 and tell them i survived all of that.
Nothing screams "I don`t care about being on time for work" like hopping on Facebook first thing in the morning.
A person soon learns how little they know when a child begins to ask questions.
I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram.
I`m starting to think that all those hours in school, when I practiced writing my autograph, was just a waste of time.....
Not so great minds also think alike.
New marital Status update : Taken, but only for GRANTED
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito?
Campers: Nature`s way of feeding mosquitoes.
A murderer was about to be put to death in the electric chair. "Do you have any last requests?" asked the chaplain. "One," he replied. "Will you hold my hand?"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate you bye
You can not force anyone to love you ... The best you can do is stalk them and hope they give in :)
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective