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Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
I’ve been in this McDonald’s restroom for over an hour, waiting for an employee to wash my hands.
figured out today that my GPS has auto-correct....I put in "Beach house" and ended up in my ex`s driveway.
I hate when I’m alone in the dark and my brain says, “Hey, you know what we haven’t thought about in a while? Ghosts..”
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the heck are you doing?
Seems like 2013 was just yesterday.
Let`s be honest. If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made cows faster.
The best curve on a woman is her smile :) ...Hahahaha lmao! No I`m kidding, it`s her boobs.
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
It`s the weekend!!! I haven`t been this excited since my phone got stuck on vibrate.
What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world...
Studies show it’s totally okay for me to just say “studies show” in front of whatever I want to say.
Attention...my facebook page has been hacked. But everyone seems to like the new guy better, me too actually...so f**k it!
My husband told me he needed more space ... So I locked him outside.