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Helpful Tip: A ceiling fan won`t cut a bagel in half ... Not even on top speed
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes...
My left buttcheek fell asleep. I`m Half-assing everything I do for the next ten minutes.
Remember ladies, if on your 10th selfie you don’t have the perfect one to post you’re really just ugly.
The problem with the general public is that it`s made of people.
If you love someone , let them go. If they dont come back, call them up later when your drunk and see wtf is going on.
I`ve made up my mind, I`m not giving up anything for Lent, I`m no quitter...
Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
Damn, it`s like these people have never seen anyone bring a flask to the gym before.
Why do they even offer 2014 as an option when selecting your birth date? Like you’re fresh out of the womb ready to join Gmail.
I`ve never been a fan of multi-tasking or quite frankly regular tasking.
I run a non-profit company. It`s not for a good cause or anything, I`m just not very good at business.
This strip mall certainly is misleading And I probably should put my clothes back on now.
I know you shouldn`t text and drive but I`ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
This is my leftover status from Thanksgiving.