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I put the pro in inappropriate.
there is a big difference between spray tanned and looking like you rolled in nacho chesse doritos.
Turbo tax might just be the worst video game I ever played.
I think I`m gonna take a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn’t listening to begin with.
Don`t under estimate me... unless you`re trying to guess how old I am or how much I weigh.
Pretending to be a morning person is exhausting.
Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?
I spend 60%of my day worrying that I might have mustard on my face or clothing. The other 40% I am eating mustard.
I just found out my smoke detector comes with a warranty. WHAT FOR? If it don`t work, what`s left?
Now that I know how many calories there are in a pint of beer , I have decided to stop eating.
This might be the worst online counseling site ever.
Trying to be less negative but it`ll never work.
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
Doing donuts in the parking lot sounds fun. Eating donuts in the parking lot sounds better.