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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
If you play my day at work backwards, its about an idiot getting less and less annoying
I only drink alcohol because there aren`t enough ways to eat it.
Never , under any circumstances , take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. O_o
2 can keep a secret if one of them is dead...
Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?
Dear Mother Nature, I would like to cancel my monthly subscription please… Urs Sincerely, 100% OF ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD!
I just read the words "untimely death" and thought, "Man, I hope my death is timely."
Never call a woman crazy because she will say, "I`m not crazy!" and then go and do something crazy. Probably with matches.
The queen honey bee has up to 40 sexual partners a day, just like your ex.
When someone shows you they don`t want to be a part of your life, let them go. I`m not saying you can`t make a voodoo doll of them, though.
I am not sure why a guy getting trapped in a vagina sculpture is big news...men have been trapped by vaginas for many years.
Happy Fathers Day from your handsomerist and smarterist son
Arguing in sign language must be a workout.