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I cannot even begin to imagine the conversation that led to the first circumcision.
I wish I had a friend like me
There`s a big difference between knowing what time the liquor store closes, and what time it opens.
Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It’s that easy.
Why are there never any good side effects. Just once, I’d like to read a medication bottle that says “May Cause Multiple Orgasms”
Some mornings it`s best just to fill the sink with coffee, dunk you head in, and suck.
You should get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep... 9 if you`re an ugly bitch...
I`ve written my own book called 50 Shades of Gravy. It`s very saucy. :D
I’m a pervert, but in a romantic way.
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
So the Boy Scouts are going to let girls join. Teenage boys and girls camping in the woods together. What could possibly go wrong?
Why is it when you take a break from Facebook everyone assumes you`re happy and in love ... Maybe I was in jail.
There are no words to describe how I feel about you... Good thing God invented the middle finger.
Dropped my son off for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you`re supposed to pick them up?