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Ahhh another Monday at work...... I`m having as much fun as a colorblind person playing Twister!
How can we call ourselves "evolved" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom
I`m allergic to gluten free diets.
New documentary movie about white trash ... I only saw the trailer...
Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you.
You can`t fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too...
I couldn’t believe it yesterday, when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn’t actually mine. She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school…
If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.
Theirye’re, problem solved.
Someday, somewhere, somehow I’m going to do something.
The color 9 is my favorite letter.
Seems like I can`t go anywhere in my house without somebody recognizing me.
I`ve just seen an advert in my local newspaper. ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! $35,000 - $40,000 So I called them up and said, "The answer is -$5,000."
i`m my own therapist...which explains so much.
Sometimes you just see a post and think, "Yup it`s your own fault."