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I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
Sorry I`m late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel dispenser that turned out to not be automatic.
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
A homeless man comes up to me asking for change, I say "Change comes from within." He looked stunned.
Life is like a box of chocolates. They never last as long for fat people.
I`d be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
"When I grow up, I want to marry a man addicted to video games" ~ No woman ever.
The people who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like
I used to eat natural food, until I heard people were dying of natural causes
I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
Your so old, you knew Burger King when he was a prince.
My doctor recommended I increase the amount of Greens in my diet...so I started drinking more Rolling Rock.
I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.
I’m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data