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I wish I could feel as happy as an adult, as I felt as a kid when the teacher wheeled in the TV during class
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
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Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
sorry but your password must contain an "uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin"
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
I bet blind people think farts are funnier than deaf people.
Relationship Status: eating
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
When it`s raining I don`t work, when its sunny I don`t work, when its cloudy I call in sick!
Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How sh!tty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?
A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah`s ark.
Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.
I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me 1 million dollars.
You had me at 0 mutual friends