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They say you`re not supposed to go to the grocery store when you`re hungry. It`s been several days now, what should I do?
It`s impossible to look like a bad ass while eating a snow cone.
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.
My life is the intersection between having too much caffeine and constantly yawning.
If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong.
Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
I want the time management skills of people who effortlessly carve out entire hours to be offended by every single thing on the internet.
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations.
Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.
Cleavage is like the sun, you can look... But its dangerous to stare
Hibernation should be a human thing too.
There are only 53 days until Christmas... just a heads-up in case you haven`t shopped for me yet.
going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug