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How to find the perfect husband: Play monopoly with him. if he chooses the iron, he`s the one
Separating the men from the boys, one mood swing at a time.
I wish my GPA looked like the gas prices right now...
Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger`s property and make a non-negotiable demand.
How come know-it-alls don`t know how annoying they are?
Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don`t get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case...
screw flowers, its all about chia pets ;)
If you hear a roommate having loud sex, a cool thing to do is kick down the door and shout "player 3 has entered the game!"
My New Years resolution is always don’t die. So far so good.
Things that keep me awake # 408...How do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
I only use the outdoors to get to another indoors.
Adulthood is basically sadness and paying bills.
I can keep a secret… It’s all the other people I tell it to who can’t.
My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.