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Working from home means I save money on train tickets and pants, but spend more on vodka and pizza.
You poor thing. You don`t even realize you`re batsh!t crazy, do you?
There aren`t enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.
If your camel toe looks like a elephants hoof, you might want to rethink the yoga pants.
Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
I gave up my Ego, because I am so much better than that..................
Of course you have a right to your own opinion. Just like I have a right to tell you to shove it up your a$$.
You don`t have to be crazy to work here ... We`ll train you.
When I woke up this morning everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with exact replicas... WEIRD..
I slept and woke up. (ok, lately this has become a major accomplishment in my life)
Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
I don`t even think it`s possible for a bear to cook porridge.
Here`s an idea...Duck Dynasty Chia Pets
I`m reaching the point where I really hope it`s not possible to be annoyed to death.
I`m so poor I went to the ducks today to beg for bread...