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Of course I’ll buy a polished rock made into a necklace. I’m on vacation, aren’t I?
someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
We could learn a lot from our dogs.... If you can`t eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away
good boys go to heaven bad boys go every where
Don`t get me started Bitches, I don`t come with brakes.
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I`m going to a different cafe.
I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?
Another tragedy today in the music industry.....Justin Beiber was just found alive in his apartment. :(
WHEW! I just had a near-work experience.
Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
Staring longingly at the door works for my dog, but I tried it at work and no one let me out. :(
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it.
U.S.A.... where people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke
My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me.”
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....