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Just tried to pay for my McDonalds with a hug, it didn`t work. Don`t believe the rumors.
Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.
Contrary to popular belief, it`s actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress
And we all have that one friend who has more blonde moments than an actual blonde.
Sleep is like sex, you never get enough of it and sometimes it feels like it never happened at all.
I`m working out my budget and, provided I don`t live past Tuesday, I can retire relatively comfortably!!!
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren`t happy.
Sleep is for people with no internet connection.
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
I`m reaching the point where I really hope it`s not possible to be annoyed to death.
I just "borrowed" my neighbors nissan frontier, they make that trick look easier on the commercial
Her profile said she was a stone cold freak. Turns out she was just a wrestling fan with bad capitalization skills. :(
I don’t care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Its almost that time again! That`s right, its holiday season! Merry Black Friday sales, and happy spending!