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Optimism? Sure, it`s worth a try. I don`t see how acting like an eye doctor is gonna help, but whatever.
They say in the near future computers will become more intelligent than people, really, the near future? I walk down the street and see girls who struggle with the difference between orange and tanned, guys who have no idea how a belt works, and all of them with less language skills then the average trained chimp. Computers? Hell I’ve got an alarm clock that’s smarter than most of them right now.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!
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I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days.
I eat bananas with a fork, so I don`t look gay.
I`m just wondering what the employees at the Weather Channel make small talk about.
The only reason I keep my land line is for the eventuality that this is The Matrix.
Today is National animals day, please take a moment to remember your ex :p:p:p.
I wish bedtime was all the time.
People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I`m not expecting them to be practical
When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.