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So you`ll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year ... Your move Weight Watchers
Share this if you are weird and don`t care
There is really no way of knowing how many chameleons are in the room right now.
I`m convinced that every time a sock goes missing from the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.
The police never think its as funny as I do.
No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
Some people should calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
I’ve decided to get rid of my bad habits…just as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
99.9% of lol’s are lies.
Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
Parts of my body are turning 50 Shades of Gray
Education is a process where we waste one half of our life learning how to waste the other half of our life!!
I hate laundry, dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, fixing and fetching. The only logical conclusion is that I am descended from royalty.
You know you`re getting old when Happy Hour is a nap.
Based on my reaction to toast popping out of a toaster, I’d like to recommend you never throw me a surprise party.