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Do you know what would really be fun? ... No really.. If you know, tell me.. I`m bored to death.
Someone told me that I seemed a little more classy than usual. The only thing I can think of is they somehow found out I used a Target bag instead of one from Wal Mart to line my bathroom`s wastepaper basket.
I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet.
I`m 5`5" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things.
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
Gonna start a new job tomorow at a archaelogical site, I know I`m gonna dig it.
It`s great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don`t feel like listening to people anymore
Let me just flip this here omelette.... aaaaaand I`m having scrambled eegs
How to cure a headache: 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.
For men who think.."A women`s place is in the kitchen," Just remember, that`s where the Knives are kept!
Wow, I didn`t know my ex was into orgies until I saw the ad on Craig`s list I just posted.
If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
I think my phone has a Miley virus,It stopped twerking
"Is everything OK?" "Well, I`ve been kind of down since the divorce..." "I meant with your pasta, sir."
"kill it before it lays eggs" - is my standard suggestion to any problem