Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am...
I`m an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
says if you don`t like the way I live my life, than there is some good news... you aren`t me!!
I will always be here for you. Unless we run out of beer and someone has some over there. Then I will be over there for you.
I`ve officially reached the point in my life where the trash goes out on Friday nights way more often than I do.
Could you imagine if guys commented on their guy friends` profiles the way girls do? "Bro, you look so handsome" "Looking hot, man!" "OMG, your jawline is cray" "Ugh, how are you this perfect dude? I`m jelly" "sexy much?!"
Look for my new diet book: "How To Work Out And Watch What You Eat And Still Gain Plenty Of Weight"
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
Im 6`1", blue eyes, light brown hair, fit, own my own compa......oh crap, wrong website, sorry.
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
Big shout-out to slugs for doing everything a snail does but without a helmet.
I live in a madhouse, ruled by a tiny army, that I made myself
Today I caught myself smiling ... I was thinking of you ... Don´t flatter yourself though, it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.