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I’d tell you what I’m doing but I’ve learned from other evil villains not to announce my plans first.
The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
Pretending to be a morning person is exhausting.
If I lean to the left. I am not trying to whisper in your ear. I`m married. I`m gonna fart.
Wake up, kids! Bees can`t even read, much less spell. IT`S A SCAM!
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
Does Starbucks have an express lane if your order is 10 words or less?
I`m not drunk ... But I`m working on it.
I`m happy, but not "Oprah just told me to look under my chair" happy.
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
I’m starting to think that some of you are misspelling words on porpoise.
You make me wanna be a better stalker. No, seriously. Slow the f*ck down.
Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
Best Pregnancy T-Shirt… “9 Months Sober”