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Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You`d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
Ya, Wednesday sucks but… it could be Monday!
IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
Just vacuumed for the first time in a really long time and apparently I have hardwood floors?
thinks the voices in my head are out of beer.
I hardly know you…. but, Facebook says it’s your birthday, so happy birthday!
I always see more people walking into Sam`s Club than out of Sam`s Club, but the meat`s cheap, so I don`t ask questions.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
My mom says I`m special.
I like to keep bartenders on their toes by making up drinks on the spot. "Yeah, I`ll take a Dirty Hammock."
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself.