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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
Just because they sell yoga pants in XXL doesn`t mean it`s ok to wear them in public.
I`m sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I`ll kill you all.
This status could be yours for 3 easy payment of $8.99, get in quick because this offer won`t last for long, infact there are only 5 left.
My credit score is just a picture of me crying in the front yard of a nice house.
My swear jar has more money in it than my bank account.
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don`t get it. Moving on.
thinks that life was a lot simpler when I thought girls had cooties, and getting to the bottom of the sandbox was a good day.
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
I`m writing this status very slowly, cause I know you guys can`t read very fast.
People with no money sure do have a lot of pot.
I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside