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As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Alcoholic? No. Self-appointed booze quality control technician? Yes.
How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
I thought my name was "Stop encouraging him" until I was 11.
I don`t really work, I just kinda stand around and be awesome.
Now that the Summer is over, I can finally stop pretending to be on a diet
Do you know how many poisonous apples I`d have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
If Trump wins I`m leaving the country. If Hillary wins I`m leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
Does eating a gas station hot dog counts as a suicide attempt.
My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it.
My doctor told me to start killing people. Well it wasn`t those exact words. He said I needed to reduce the stress in my life.
Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
Raising teenagers is easy, they sleep 16 hours day, eat the other 8, and the only word in their vocab is "ok"
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as the Kraft Singles?
Ban pre-shredded cheese! Make America grate again.