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It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced “haha! Screw you!”
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Some people say having a child is the best experience in the world. These people obviously never had 2 thing fall from a vending machine at once.
Those awkward moments when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your kids for being just like you....
Facebook should win an Emmy for Best Daytime Dramas.
People I hate are not allowed to be funny.
I have the worst case of morning sickness. No I am not pregnant, my body just rejects mornings.
A show called the view shouldn`t hurt your eyes
Jesus said to love your neighbour like you love yourself. Thats a nice saying but if Martin from next door thinks he`s getting a handjob he can f*ck off!
Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as “grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube.”
As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
The last time I went to a nude beach I got a ticket. The officer said I was applying my sunscreen...Too Fast.
"Half a dozen" because saying `6` is way too long...
So the Boy Scouts are going to let girls join. Teenage boys and girls camping in the woods together. What could possibly go wrong?
How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it “already” 2:00pm or “only” 2:00pm?