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For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
My most frequent walk of shame is from one bathroom to the other with the plunger
Just checked my Farmville for the first time in 2 years... It`s now a Walmart.
I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he`s still not talking to me!
If I ran my legs as much as I did my mouth, I`d be in fantastic shape.
Is it bad that "WINE" is always on my grocery list? At the top? In all caps?
Sometimes I get shivers in my spine just thinking about how much tougher Popeye would`ve been if he`d eaten fresh spinach instead of canned.
Wow, I didn`t know my ex was into orgies until I saw the ad on Craig`s list I just posted.
I used to eat natural food, until I heard people were dying of natural causes
If you added up all the time you waste on Facebook, think how much TV you could watch.
My wife told me I have to quit playing poker all the time but I think she`s bluffing...
Two things that most people want. 1. Lose weight 2. Eat
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets!
Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support.
wishes that more people would declare thumb wars these days. I`m sure that all this texting has prepared my thumb muscles for battle.