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I will do a lot of things but admitting I`m cold to my wife who told me to bring a warmer jacket isn`t one of them...
Maybe early risers just aren’t as awesome at sleeping as I am.
No one’s going to do it for you. It’s up to just you to make naps a priority in your life.
Every time I see a safety warning on a product I can`t help think to myself how natural selection has failed us once again...
It`s called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
I use profanity, the way Picasso used a paint brush
Wake up, kids! Bees can`t even read, much less spell. IT`S A SCAM!
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering every question!!!
I don`t wanna be told what to do unless I`m naked
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!! (To all of my FB friends, please don`t read this until the appropriate day)
I think my new Stress Management plan is going to be alcoholism.
just want to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes can change your life!
The other night, I posted on Facebook I was going to sleep shirtless. The next day I logged on and saw 7 mosquitoes "like" this.
I just hope people who say "Jesus is my co-pilot" realize he`s a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator.