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Haters are my motivators(:
I don`t know what I would do without you, but I bet it`s awesome.
According to physics heat makes matter expand.....therefore I don`t have a weight problem....I`m just hot
When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
Even if girls came with instructions, men would never read them.
Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?
You will never find the right person, if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
My dad always used to say, "The sky`s the limit!" Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA.
It`s hard to look like a bad-ass when you`re slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
i got a dig bick..........how many read that wrong
Every day is just a new opportunity to eat pizza.
Walmart does not have a dildo section. But it`s always fun to ask their employees if they do.
My IQ? ... With google or without?
I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.