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Dating: the process of hiding your crazy just long enough to get the other person to commit.
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters on poles.
Either my cooking’s improved or my family’s immune systems have strengthened.
Do you suppose prison guards could use `PROACTIV` to prevent outbreaks?
Just bought a Ken doll. I don`t know what everyone`s talking about, you can`t read books on this thing.
I knew the fun part of my life was over when my friends started getting pregnant on purpose
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.
I wonder if the two guys arguing over r2d2 and roadrunner ever get laid.
Be the best you can be, while being the worst that you`re able to get away with.
Honk if you want to see my finger.
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!
Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.