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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
I’m still waiting for the episode of Storage Wars where there’s a homeless guy living in the unit.
I gave up my Ego, because I am so much better than that..................
Dating these days must be so hard, because how do you know somebody loves you if they don’t make you a mix tape?
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.
Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package.
If I ever put stuff in storage I`m going to write "gold bars" and "priceless memorabilia" on the boxes just to mess with storage wars.
For the record "Wanna do it?" is not foreplay....
Male camel toe? Dude that`s just nuts.
Mister Rogers didn`t adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.
I’m not implying you’re stupid. I’m saying it outright. Here, I wrote it in crayon to help you understand.
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.
OK so i have an idea ............... wait why are you all running away?