Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
If a woman shaves her legs for you, at least every other day, in the Winter time, it`s Love.
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
"This is bullsh!t" - bull farmer giving barn tours
I’m considering becoming a mind reader ... What are your thoughts?
Just found a shopping list in this cart that said, "Beer, wine, crap like that", so apparently my soulmate is still out there.
Why does `beans` only mean secret when it`s "Don`t spill the beans?" Why can`t I say I have a dirty little beans to tell you?
Sometimes I find myself envious of how well Waldo can hide..
I think people who challenge me at Words With Friends are most impressed with my vast knowledge of three letter words.
I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
If I had a dollar for every time I had a nickel.......
Apparently when your girlfriend says "f*ck that bitch", you`re not supposed to take her seriously.
Some people are good listeners. Mostly, though, they`re just nodding and thinking about bacon.
If you’re telling me to relax, it’s probably your fault that I’m not.
I liked Hoarders much better when it was called Sanford & Son.
All I want is a little more than I’ll ever get.