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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbor mowing the lawn. I figure he`ll just have to mow around me. I`m not moving.
i hate not being able to correct the typo i just made in my previous statues update......DAMN IT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN!
My hand is stuck in a Pringles can. I`ll just leave it there. I`m not hiding who I am anymore.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the F#%K are you?
"You drive me to drink!!!" ~Me shouting to the taxi driver.
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
When I woke up this morning everything in my house had been stolen and replaced with exact replicas... WEIRD..
I`d like to test the theory that money can`t buy you happiness.
If horror movies have taught me anything, it`s lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as "mother" or "father."
In my experience, temporary insanity can last a long time.
Pokémon means a totally different thing if you`re stuck in prison.
"This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling.. as I butter a doughnut
ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money.