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Sometimes all you need is $100,000
You must have been born on a highway. Most accidents take place there.
The lack of a secret handshake makes me question the strength of our friendship.
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the heck.
If kindness really kills, you`ll always be completely safe around me.
Make fun of George Bush all you want, but he would have found a way to bomb North Korea before they shut down Hollywood.
In a new study women with large a$$es live longer………the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives.
She asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
I really like that machine at the gym where you put money into it and snacks come out.
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
You know what the trouble with jogging is...by the time you realize you`re not in shape for it, it`s too far to walk back.
Don`t ask me what I did today, neither of us want to hear it out loud.
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he’s too old for it.