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Well kids, texting wasn`t always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You had to click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
Jehovah`s witnesses don`t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don`t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it`s like they had those babies for nothing.
I told my 4-year-old she couldn`t open any candy yet. So she ate a Tootsie Roll with the wrapper still on it. That kid is a problem solver.
I love it when I Google something I should know the answer to and find out 308 people are just as dumb as I am.
just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream
There was a sense of accomplishment finishing the daily newspaper. I literally have no idea when I`m supposed to stop reading the internet.
I`m not sure it`s possible to fill a moving truck these days without the word "Tetris" being brought into the conversation.
a friend will calm you down when you`re angry a best friend will run beside you with a baseball bat shouting, "somebody`s gonna get it!"
Good Morning: You, my friends are the reason I wake up every morning ? LOL JK, I have to pee.
Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool.
It should be a rule that if you dress up like a red hair clown , you get a free happy meal at McDonalds .....I`ll pay this time , but I`m not happy ... !!
I will literally spend $20 on food but won’t buy a $20 shirt.