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Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
Today is International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready.
Selfie... Because it`s important to realize that it`s not the photographer who is making you look ugly.
Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet.
Eat breakfast: Check...Pay Phone: Check...Conquer the world: Still Pending...
It`s not so much that I have to work that bothers me...oh wait, yes it is.
Just found out I`m pregnant. At least that`s what this expectant mother sign for my parking spot says.
My safe word is "Make sure we don`t go over the hour. That`s all the cash I got on me."
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven`t spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon
I`m pretty sure even Santa wishes they would stop playing Christmas music on the radio this time of year.
You know you are the ugly one if they ask you to take the photo.
Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says "welcome"...
Due to political correctness issues, "Krazy Glue" will now be known as "Mental Disorder Glue."
I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden
To the individual who sat outside in their car, across the street from our house, at 530 am and had Led Zepplens Immigrant Song blaring at full volume, I have one thing to say to you! AWESOME CHOICE DUDE!!!!!!!