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"There`s nothing sexier than a chick that knows how to work on cars" -Dudes, trying to get us to do that job too.
I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.
Grandkids are basically puppies for old people.
Some of you take selfies from so close up, I`m beginning to wonder if you`re a T-Rex.
Here walk a mile in my shoes. They`re giving me huge blisters.
I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?
This looks like a job for Superman! -unemployed Superman reading the classifieds
My brain contains a few things I should know and the rest is just song lyrics.
If money can’t buy happiness explain pizza.
Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn`t it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?
Roses are red, violets are blue, the boss snuck out early, so I left too.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
You have no idea how funny I am to me.