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Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it
What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” is a swear word.
Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets
I know it’s “cool” to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That’s somebody’s daughter.
Humans claim to be the superior species, but a penguin can use its own body as a toboggan so who`s the real winner?
The art of taking a self pic fast enough that no one sees you. The Stealthfie.
Women have to deal with periods, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause and hot flashes. Men have to deal with women.
Make your girlfriend scream your name, leave the toilet seat up.
i wonder if fish get thirsty .
You make me feel "I`m-typing-this-with-my-middle-finger" angry.
If I knew how to backflip, I`d never walk anywhere.
Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don`t have a moon where I live.
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch yesterday.