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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right?
1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have `lady problems` then start crying. It works even better for guys.
I really like compliments but I don`t want anyone talking to me...
Warning!! Today I will be coloring OUTSIDE the lines..
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I`m going to a different cafe.
The word bed looks like a bed.
I really need to clean the house, but I`m thinking it`d be a lot faster to burn it down and start from scratch...
Just heard some guy yell "F**K!" ... I thought this was impressive because not many people can pronounce asterisks.
Actually, when I went to New Orleans, I blacked out too.
If I laugh randomly when you are talking to me, don`t worry, the voices are telling me jokes.
I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it`s Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes.
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered is god playing angry birds hmm
The older I get, the more I understand someone`s desire to just say-"F*ck it. I`m going to be drunk all the time & live under this bridge."