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Nothing says you`re ugly like Facebook asking, "are you sure you want to make this your profile picture ?"
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.
Is there another word for synonym?
Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
Condoms prevent minivans.
If he uses an iPhone 5 in Taken 3 he`s going to be spending half the movie charging it.
for those people out there who don`t know me, congrats your not a facebook addict
The way to win the lottery is to choose the correct numbers in the correct sequence before they are announced. (You’re welcome)
"It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
Shouting "Not it!" should still make us exempt from doing anything that we don`t feel like doing.
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!
Starbucks isn`t really that expensive compared to how much Victoria`s Secret charges per cup.
I`d rather be someone`s shot of whiskey than everyone`s cup of tea.