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Much to my daughters horror, I just sang along to Ace of Base`s “The Sign” at full volume in a van full of her friends. Being a dad is fun!
Sometimes I don`t go big just so I can go home.
Social media - keeping people away from each other since 2006.
When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for 2?" I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see him too?"
You say stalker. I say unpaid private investigator.
I was an adult once. Then I opened a Facebook account.
Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
went to vegas: put a coin in the machine and a prize came out, put another coin and another prize came out...problem is i don`t know what to do with all these empty cans now.
Some people have goals of conquering the world! My goal is to sleep through the night without having to get up and pee!
I just found out the neighborhood is having a meeting about the creepy guy. ..Its weird that they forgot to invite me ..
is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I`m not funny, I`m just really mean and people think I`m joking.
I don`t go on Facebook much so Dave, if you`re seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year`s party, hope you had fun dude.
I sent off for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested it would be in my best interest that I just start over.