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It`s so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names.
I am creating the first ever "flavored windows". They should make some of you very happy.
Sometimes, late at night in the market..i switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits.
There should be a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
My definition of" Armed and Dangerous" is: a pissed off wife with a bottle of wine, and the credit cards.
Only in America: We have a holiday devoted to gratitude & then less than 12 hrs later beat the sh!t out of each other for a $10 crockpot.
If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes
If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca`s third dog.
If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely!!
Give a man a fish and he`ll go to McDonald`s instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald`s
They`re all cop cars when you`re this high.
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
I was the only one that cared when Jimmy cracked corn.
Found a note on my door today that said ”You’re Awesome!” ... Yes, I wrote it yesturday. But still, the truth is the truth.