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Opposites attract, that’s the trouble with being awesome.
You don`t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent`s house.
Last year in college football Alabama beat Arkansas, Tennessee, and Auburn. Those teams coaches all resigned. Any chance of Alabama playing agsinst the White House this year?
I love the people in parking lots with "free kittens" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn`t be oppressed.
All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”
It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there is always a way to solve problems without violence
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Happy Monday!! I`m gonna sit this one out.
Today my role will be played by an overworked, under caffeinated, sarcastic, unstable, asshole. Consider this my disclaimer for the day.
How come dogs aren’t ticklish?
I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
What do you mean casual Friday does not mean drink wine and get drunk at work
If you can`t tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno then you`re a f***ing idiot.
The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.