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From this point on, all postings of pictures of waffles will be considered a personal invitation.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
This day needs more tomfoolery!
So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!
A recent survey of one person revealed that 100% of me thinks that I should leave work early.
When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone’s numbers again, I text them: “Guess who?” for 2 weeks.
the difference between people and celebreties ...... celebreties don`t have a routine
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
I like to fill my medicine cabinet with marbles before I invite people over.
Shouldn`t we get paid to use the self-service checkouts in supermarkets? It`s like we work there for a little while.
My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We`ll see about that.
Do you think when Spider-Man gets stoned with Batman and the Hulk he sometimes thinks the spider on his chest is real and freaks out?
cuss words = sentence enhancers
Every time I`m around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence.
Be good ... or I will text Santa