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I don`t hate you. I just hope your next period happens while you`re in a shark tank!
Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death.
I just ran butt a$$ naked through Walmart yelling "Stop that shoplifter! she got my clothes!"
ah... Crocs the 21st century version of the chastity belt
Truth is, it’s not a “long story”… I’m just too damn lazy to explain it.
I’ve watched “Aladdin” like 25 times with my kids, so I know quite a bit about politics in the Middle East.
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
It must really suck to take life so seriously that you can’t enjoy it.
Don`t waste my timeline.
This Halloween, the only Candy I`m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
I don’t have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve.
I think it`s about time Taylor Swift wrote a song called "Maybe I`m the Problem"
I miss my ex a lot... but my aim is getting better.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
I met a guy exactly like my father so I brought him home and my mom shot him.