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Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.
Door bells should be made illegal in commercials. Pet owners know what I’m talking about.
What flavor is this Harlem Shake you speak of?
363 shopping days `til Christmas and some people already have their lights up.
My personal fast food philosophy: If nobody knows you went to McDonald`s, you didn`t really go to McDonalds.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Ninja Mode is not a plausible excuse for not being seen at work.
My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness
I’m not so much goofing off as impersonating upper management.
i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again: it before
How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake?
I often ask myself "What`s wrong with me?" and the answer is ALWAYS "You can`t drink at work"
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
This may be the wine talking but help he’s drinking me, he’s drinking me.