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Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I`d like to bring a guest.
Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?
Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who`s accent is so thick you can`t understand them?
No one is ever bored enough to start studying.
Today`s society is a good example of what happens when you let the clowns run the circus.
You know you`re broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.
Sometimes Google should just come back with an answer that says, `Trust me, you don`t want to know.`
You know that awkward moment when you thought someone`s talking to you so you reply to them , then they look at you weird .
A small child called 911 upon seeing a zebra because he thought a horse escaped from jail
I need to stop lying to myself ... This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
These bar stools are creaky!! [continues to fart on first date]
I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone